Sunday, January 23, 2005


Posted by Hello She looks like her mom and dad are extreme conservatives who are very strict about the kinds of influences they would allow on their children. She was never allowed to watch TV, even PBS programs which her parents claimed were too morally irresponsible in their promotion of homosexuality and hallucinogenic drug use while fetishizing hand puppets. She's 16 and the only movie she's ever seen is "The Ten Commandments," which her family would watch every Easter after dinner with the Reverend's family. Her favorite part of the movie is when Moses parts the Red Sea, because she always feels a little funny in a naughty place. She once told her mother about this when she was 14, causing her mother to lock herself in the bedroom and wail hysterically, praying at the top of her lungs for 16 straight hours for God to save her daughter's soul. No one has ever told her how babies are made--only that they are bestowed upon a man and woman who love each other and have received a blessing from God. She's thoroughly confused by the little girl who lives down the street who says she has two mommies, but she's afraid to ask her parents about this since many people have warned her not to upset her mother who's "nervous." She truly doesn't realize that men are anatomically different from women, and assumes that all people, like herself, have a vagina. One day, the Reverend's daughter asked her if she wanted to play a new game and she said, "Sure!", ecstatic because the Reverend's daughter always knows super fun games, like pulling off each other's shirt and wrestling in the garden shed, or Chair, the game where they take turns sitting in each other's lap. The Reverend's daughter said this game was called Tea Factory, as she unbuttoned her jeans and dropped them to her ankles. Outside of playing Bible Trivia, she has never had so much fun.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

"PEE FREELY! EVERYONE NEEDS TO PEE WHERE AND HOW THEY THINK IS BEST!", was thier battle cry at the Democratic National convention. "George Bush wants to force everyone to pee in a toilet. That is pure fascism."

Her group took it's place between the 'Poop Sitters', and the 'Mud Standers', and peed where they wanted. Nobody was gonna take that freedom from away from them. The mud standers stood in a mud puddle, and the poop sitters pooped thier pants where they sat. "That'll show Dubya a thing or two about freedom", they said.

Then a Republican walked up, turned around so that his butt was at her face height as she was bent over peeing through her underwear, and farted loudly. The wind from the blast blew her hair back as if she was riding on a motorcycle. "You Bastar......" Before she could complete her insult, he blasted her again. "That's from Dubya" he said.

She started crying, the mud standers jumped up and down, and the poop sitters pooped thier pants again.

Yep, it was another successful Democratic Party Convention. Freedom had been preserved.

Anonymous said...

she looks like she needs intense therapy, quickly!

Jen said...

I can't stop laughing long enough to type coherently. You are freaking hilarious. I have been lurking on your site for a couple of weeks now, and finally linked you on my page and decided to comment. I look forward to each new entry, and will absolutely vote for you on the bloggies.

Anonymous said...

Sad, that she's ascribed the daughter of ultra-conservative church-goers, however repressive, rather than the daughter of the lesbian couple down the street. Deviance begets devience.

Anonymous said...

I think the person before me was trying to say, "nits make lice". Ummm, dangerous thinking. There was a historical figure who liked to think like that, his innitals are AH.
Have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

THAT JUST AINT RIGHT! DO THEY NOT HAVE INDOOR PLUMBING? TOO FUNNY!

Anonymous said...

(Alfred Hitchcock? Nah, he wasn't a fascist.)

Anonymous said...

Devout Catholics throughout the world are flocking to the site where the holy underpants of Mary are said to leak the urine of the Mother of God.

Anonymous said...

hey someone went PEE PEE IN THE POTTY you guys are so disgusting man i am not voting for you so KISS MY BIG FAT BUT oh and I say i'm not voting for you guys 100% so like i said KISS MY BIG FAT BUT

Anonymous said...

nice dude nice i really liked this. Never seen such a picture hahahaha~! Good coverup story.

Anonymous said...

is that girl peeing or is the other girl tryin to drink the pee the the girl is doin relly it is grossssssss

Anonymous said...

You are freaks. Stop critisizing people and let them do what they want without you jumping to conclusions that just aren't true. You make fun of little children. If there was a way to talk some common sense into you, I would. But obviously this case is far to serious for me to handle. I'll call the mental hospital. How's that for making fun. Im laughing at you and how do you feel about that, stupid. You are sick. Oops I think I just threw up. I have 2 go idiot.

Anonymous said...

that was disgusting! How can you put something like that on the internet!? Just because you want to entertain sick people doesn't mean you have to be GROSS!
Why don't you just stop taking pictures of people and GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

thats what happens at girl guide camp alright. i remember those long summers of chopping wood, pitching tents, telling ghost stories and coming up with the most unusual things for the scavengere these girlies have lived up to the old motto of "be prepared"

Anonymous said...

Honestly, I know you people dont give a shit what other people say. I'll say it anyway. It's quite obvious that you people have no lives and that you need to take other people's lives and distort them...then put them on the internet with your (the word 'mentality' comes in mind) insignificant comments. I dont get upset with regards to people like you.........I feel sorry for you. Why dont at least one of you think about what the people that you do this to have to go through???? People talking, asking questions. All society knows how to do these days is give opinions that dont matter and judgements that they are not entitled to. What do you think these people get on top of that????????????? Think about it.

Anonymous said...

WOW! Gee whiz mister anonymous from two posts above. Such a hate-filled little tantrum you are throwing. Try to control your hate......Uh Oh.....I think I just recongnized you. Yep.......it's you alright. You are the spokesman for the 'poop sitters' from the DNC. (I recognized you by the noxious odor and the bean sprouts surrounding you.) Don't you recognize me? I'm the Republican right-winger that farted on you after I blasted the 'free pee'er' with my fumes. You know, the same guy that peed on your head when you were shitting your pants and chanting democratic party propoganda. Then I pushed you down in the mud puddle that the 'mud standers' were protesting in, and you started crying like a girl.

Yep,.....I remember you. Such a hate-filled little troll.

signed,
The Republican(a.k.a. Master Blaster)

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

hey, i think this girl is just rebeling against her parents. She honestly needs some therapy cuz her parents really fucked her up. Her friend on the other hand she just has problems, she is the one touching the bodily fluid. Yuck they need some special attention for that rebel stage. Which we all go through, they just to the extremes.

Anonymous said...

all you hateful little trolls need to let the rest of the sick world make fun people we dont know. this is america where any as#hole can make any statement they wish and if you are of the population that doesn't agree then you can go back to your conservatist hole. if your so disturbed with the content of the website then get off the net. bunch of retards with a voice no one wants to hear.

Anonymous said...

well so watersports isnt just a gay game .... LOL

Anonymous said...

At long last, she finds the Fountain of Youth

Anonymous said...

BIZarrrOO!! hey all you freaks with less of lives then me who waste their time doing this (like me) if you want to know what makes my mind click (what a scary thought) email me at hardcorpsgnr@yahoo.com I have to go gotta go need'a call my best friend

Anonymous said...

She has a real nice hourglass figure. The best that I've seen in a while. Yet, mom and dad just won't understand her eccentricities. So now I turn away and leave, brokenhearted.

Chauncy Biggins said...

How did this turn into a liberal conservative thing? Since everybody's posting anonymous, I can't really tell who is what or whatever. Is the weblog supposed to be liberal, and the people complaining conservative? Perhaps the complainers are liberals. I don't recall them commenting on party affiliation! And what does any of this have to do with a girl pissing through her underwear? Lighten up, people.

Chauncy Biggins said...

The fascists? You sound like Comrade Giorgy, given the glorious assignment of pushing the nazi hordes back into the Volga! Long live the glorious revolution! The nazis are approaching Stalingrad over mountains of their own dead bodies! Take back May Day!!

Anonymous said...

Hey look someones not potty trained!

Anonymous said...

I am ultra-ultra-ultra conservative, and while a little (okay a LOT) disturbed by this particular photo, I nevertheless find the comments relating thereto, and indeed this site as a whole HILARIOUS!!! Look, people, this is ENTERTAINMENT, and not only that, but CEREBRAL as well. That is likely the problem, as the unwashed masses tend to ridicule (then eventually hunt down and slaughter) what they don't understand. I myself am VASTLY intolerant of a number of things, (proud of it and intend to remain that way) but you people who are attacking this site are freakin' NUTS!!!
-dp.

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Anonymous said...

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