Saturday, January 08, 2005
He looks like he crashed a college house party he wasn't invited to and made a scene, making several overt and inappropriate passes at the girlfriends of some meathead jocks, creating havoc on the dance floor with some moves he learned in his Aerobic Striptease class at the gym before making the unfortunate mistake of having too many jello shots and passing out. His fellow partygoers decided to teach him a lesson. After numerous attempts of trying to get him to release his bladder by putting his hand in warm water, they finally resorted to giving him several grotesque facial piercings. Sadly, the mascara and ladies' undergarment were what he already had on when he arrived at the party.
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He's the reason god invented the High Power Electromagnetic Belt Buckle.
Pinhead from the Hellraiser movie franchise had sex with a catering girl. This guy is his son, the Metal Stud Kid.
I've got this iron-based acne problem.
HA!
puff
"No, really. It doesn't hurt at all."
Ahmed awoke from training class with the words of the Mullah echoing in his head: "...ball-bearings can make a terrorist attack much deadlier." He visited the auto mechanic the next day, and is sure he'll be the scourge of Palestine now.
Failed suicide attempt with a BB gun
Linda said ...
He looks like the comedian, Dave Attell, of Comedy Central's "Insomniac".
After hours and hours of drinking a mixture of gasoline and Kool-Aid, someone dared the comedian to get his faced pierced. Not wanting to appear "chicken" he stumbled into a place called 'Torture and Tatoos' where he was gang raped and pierced and pierced and pierced ... Dave is now a "Freak" in a traveling Carnival Show and also operates the Tilt-A-Whirl ride.
He looks like someone shot a nail gun into his face.
Leave me alone i was born this way!
HOLY CRAP! No comment. :)
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