He looks like he's embarking on a long and fruitful live of being completely retarded to social cues.
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He looks like my own son who furtively hands me snacks while I'm showing my dominance with my wife.
Steve Irwin, even at a young age, showed the perfect combination of bravery, aussie gumption, and flat out ignorance that has made him a hit on TV (but a joke in the zoological world).
he looks like he's completely sheltered by his parents. They block the "special" wildlife reproductive "Saving Endangered Animals" Discovery channel shows. By the way, what's he feeding that kangaroo? Viagra???
Seen here is Young Tarzan distracting the wild beasts as to take notes and learn the ways of the wild. Apparently this game is referred to by the kangaroo population as “Spear Fishing” though it is not known why.
His mother, seen in the background paying off a kangaroo pimp, is too much of a wuss to explain about the birds and the bees. She is hoping that Kanga and Roo here will do her dirty work. Because the kid, with his Oedipus complex, keeps bursting into his parents room with breakfast in bed while they are trying to procreate.
The kid also hates his father because he makes him wear that stoOpid beanie.
The child voted most likely to "walk in on his parents having sex, and ask for a cookie. Only later to be in therapy for his mysterious aversion to sweets, years later."
"Mommy, is this what you and daddy are doing when you have the bedroom door shut?" he asked, while pointing at the copulating kangaroos.
"Wellllll.......yes." replied his mother. "You see, when two people love each other, they do that. It is an expression of the love they share for one another," his mother replied. "It is a beautiful experience between a man and a woman."
"So you and daddy fuck kangaroos when you have the door shut, huh?" he asked. "Thank God", he said, "At least you're not queers."
the animal looks like he was wondering "what the hell is this thing doing i am trying to mate here do you mind!"
HE S THINKING.....WHAT THE HELL MAYBE THE VIGRA WILL HELP
he looks like the roos has passed the sex education course n the boy is evaluating their sex performs a gave them an A plus
he looks like hes trying to get in on the action
pausing for a snack in the middle of coitus? i think i dated that roo.
He looks like he wanted to check if the kangoroo is hungry enough to stop f**king to get a snack. Apparently the kangoroo wasn't hungry enough :P
it looks like the kid got away from his parents because the parents may have been too busy eating a bean salad and putting some dirt on their birkenstocks so they look dirty and concoct a plan to recycle more
He looks like he's in HEAVEN! Back-door action and a snack to boot.
The gestere that the little boy is making is kangaroo for "Three some?" we will see in the next epioside of "kangaroo two" if the kid got what he wanted...
I think the pic is pretty screwed up and all, but what i really wanna know is what the fuck is the person taking this picture thinking? Hey kid, blame your folks if you grow up and end up getting thrown out and banned from multiple petting zoos in the future because you flashed the sheep. Or maybe you'll have trouble explaining to your grilfirend why you need an erotica drawing of 'Kanga' from Winnie the Pooh taped to the bedroom ceiling. All because that ass wanted a funny picture.
(kangaroo)-- "Hey kid, how bout a little privacy hear, eh? Keep on moving... nothing here for you to see. What? Oh, a berry? No, I don't want a fuckin' berry... start walking before I drop-kick you in the face... goddamn humans and their lack of manners"
Christopher Robin watches as, for once, Roo gets the honey pot
Hey Mommy,
Didn't you and daddy do that last night? When I got to up to go pee pee that looks like what I saw
im sure the kangaroo is thinking, "sex and a snack! Hell ya!"
He is actually a midget scientist who is posing as a small boy in order to get close to the Kangaroos. He was banned from the zoo for his last attempt to get the roos to procreate which involved a cattle prod and some squashed berries. His copartner can be seen in the background, trying not to look in the direction. The roos are actually having sex because of a certain pheremone he has on his hand. This is the same pheremone that is in Brittiny Spears's "Curious", hence the unusual ammount of roos around her. He is elated at finally having achieved his lifelong goal of getting Kangaroos to enjoy themselves in his company. This is slightly offset by the fact of the embarrasing pink hat, but everyone has to make sacrifices, eh?
He continued to lick his hand hesitantly while the little dwarf man whispered close your eyes and it will all be over soon.
ddaanngg snack and animal porn. thats one lucky kid. you just dont get it live everyday.
He's enjoying himself on a sunny afternoon, his mom completly clueless. She turns away, thinking; "How cute!" She is late to relize that the animal is infested with rabies. As she looks away, her son yells "AAHH!! My bloody arm!"
The kid is feeding the male kangaroo caffine filled capsules so he can go on all night.
It looks like a situation my mom would put me in to get her kicks and fake pity from the other parents who are trying to get there kids to look away because she unziped my pants before she sent me over there
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