Wednesday, January 26, 2005


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He looks like when his only son AJ came out to him, he had a lot of trouble accepting the thought of his boy being a homosexual. But after struggling with the normal feelings of anger, sadness and guilt over what he may have done wrong as a father, he finally reached a cathartic level of acceptance when he read the acclaimed self-help book, "When Bobby Likes Anal: A Parent's Guide to Coping With a Child's Homosexuality." He called up AJ and told him he loved him, no matter who he liked to poke and where. And as a loving gesture of acceptance and understanding, he went through his late wife's closet and found this sweater which he thought A.J. might like to wear.

23 comments:

Pisser said...

He looks like he listened to "A Coat of Many Colors" by Dolly Parton too much.

Anonymous said...

This is a photo of Bill "Cap'n" McCallister. Here he is shown holding up his 'fat' sweater. This is the sweater he wore as an overweight department store Santa. He decided to lose weight after a young boy relayed his wish list, and then asked, "Are you Jesus?"

"Who ever heard of a fat Jesus?" asked Cap'n. Right then and there he decided to lose weight, just like Jarad, the semi-annoying, ex-fat-guy, super-dork, spokesman for Subway Sandwiches. After losing over 100 lbs. on a grapefruit, dirt, and treebark diet, Bill "Cap'n" McCallister decided to make his move in the world of advertising, telling how he lost all his excess pounds. But nobody would sponsor him. Not even the B & B Dirt Pit, where he had purchased most of his dietary needs.

He finally decided on trying to get some type of disease to sponsor him, some horrible, crippling disease that needed a spokesman. But the only disease not taken yet, was 'that raspy feeling you get on the roof of your mouth from eating too much Cap'n Crunch'.

They turned him down, also.

Dynalon Labware said...

He looks like he stole the sweater my sister-in-law gave me for Christmas last year!

Anonymous said...

He looks like Harvey the newly freed bachelor who found this in his deceased wife's trunk, rolled up his sleeves and washed it himself to give to his new sweetheart Aggie, the barmaid on Thursdays over at the VFW hall.

Anonymous said...

His name is Peter, he lives in Paris, Iowa and works at the local feed store. He secretly loves to read romance novels and bake ginger snaps. When his wife Betty Lue is out, he likes to pretend to be her dead mother by parading around the house wearing her silk undergarments and the sweater they found her dead in (pictured).

The sweater has been hanging in Betty Lue’s closet on a hanger rapped in pink silk. Peter finds the silk hanger also makes for a nice probe…

Betty Lue has no idea of Peters intense fixation with sweater, but did recently find him sneaking out to the tool shed with is last week.

Betty Lue now has suspicions of what is going on, but doesn’t know what to say… All she can do is remind Peter that wool will leave a nasty rash.

Anonymous said...

The bargain of the day, he was shopping at a garage sale and they offered him fifty cents just to take that god aweful thing the hell out of their garage.

Anonymous said...

Gay Uncle Rufus finally comes out of the closet showing his fashion sense so he can earn a spot on the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Sheri said...

He looks like the proud owner of a sweater bearing the image of the virgin mother. See it? Hold your head about 20 inches from your screen, squint your eyes and tilt your head 30 degrees to your right. There.

Jonathan S. said...

Tug McSweeney is happy to get the sweater but since he's missing his left arm you can see he's confused as to why his wife knit it the way she did.

Anonymous said...

billybob poses proudley with the sweater grannie knitted him for his trip to the big city for the very first time yeeeeehaaaaaa

Anonymous said...

he looks like his son came out of his ass and the old man was constipated for so long he had time to go gay and to knit his son that fuckin' ulgy sweater.

Anonymous said...

Jeb is still wondering why his part-time business selling knock-off Indian sweaters wasn't a great success.

Anonymous said...

i'd like to tie the old bastard to the tow ball of my car with that blanket and hammer down the road flat out!

Anonymous said...

Looks like that old geezer on Hee-Haw found a new hobby

Anonymous said...

Shown here is Pa Moses at the debut of his new flea market shop specializing in a line of knock off Ralph Lauren fashions. Sadly enough, Pa’s fashion sense didn’t quite cut the mustard and he now pawns his excess inventory to the local sanitarium for use in their fashion shock therapy sessions.

Anonymous said...

what could be his last birthday ever he opened the unnamed box with great anticipation. he pulled out a sweater that could have been made by his dead grandmother. IS IT POSSIBLE!

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