My name is Caspia Mantooth. I am being held captive by the Benevolent Order of Maurading Welshmen. I am drugged. I have eaten nothing but leeks for six days. I don't know how much more I can take.
I feel sorry for her personally. That's the first time I've seen anyone's hair dry up and burst into powdery water paint on the wall. I hope it doesn't rain, poor girl.
She looks like she just spent a weekend out with the girls, getting loaded on cheap vodka cosmos, and bemoaning the lack of any "real men" in this two-bit college town. Right now, she's remembering a torrid kiss with Susie in the back booth of that dive bar on 6th and High. She hasn't decided yet if she liked it, but she has the sneaking suspicion she did.
No one knew what she was talking about. It was a complete and utter mystery. Of course, she was sloppy drunk, badly slurring her words, and drooling on the table, as she repeated, uhmuhna......uhmuhna......
What could it mean? What was she trying to tell them in her drunken stupor?
Then she made it clear. "Uhmuhna poop", she said. Then she repeated it, "Uhmuhna poop", as she drunkenly tried to stand up.
Then she said, "Uh oh,.......I pooped", and it became clear what she was trying to say. She had pooped herself.
Yesterday she was the world's best looking woman, and then as I was walking down the beach, lightening struck and we exchanged bodies. I feel so bad for her having mine as now I am the most best looking woman in existance all thanks to the power of electricity.
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She looks like Chelsea Clinton on a good hair day.
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She looks like a Flobee success story and possibly an ex girl friend of Garth (Wayne's World fame)
My name is Caspia Mantooth. I am being held captive by the Benevolent Order of Maurading Welshmen. I am drugged. I have eaten nothing but leeks for six days. I don't know how much more I can take.
I feel sorry for her personally. That's the first time I've seen anyone's hair dry up and burst into powdery water paint on the wall. I hope it doesn't rain, poor girl.
She looks like the needle just fell out of her arm.
She looks like she just spent a weekend out with the girls, getting loaded on cheap vodka cosmos, and bemoaning the lack of any "real men" in this two-bit college town. Right now, she's remembering a torrid kiss with Susie in the back booth of that dive bar on 6th and High. She hasn't decided yet if she liked it, but she has the sneaking suspicion she did.
I must be clueless: Since when did my ex-girlfriend start hitting the bottle again?
While this picture was taken, she was saying, "Uhmuhna.......uhmuhna..........uhmuhna........
Uhhh..........uhmuhna......uhmuhna.........uhmuhna....
No one knew what she was talking about. It was a complete and utter mystery. Of course, she was sloppy drunk, badly slurring her words, and drooling on the table, as she repeated, uhmuhna......uhmuhna......
What could it mean? What was she trying to tell them in her drunken stupor?
Then she made it clear. "Uhmuhna poop", she said. Then she repeated it, "Uhmuhna poop", as she drunkenly tried to stand up.
Then she said, "Uh oh,.......I pooped", and it became clear what she was trying to say. She had pooped herself.
Yesterday she was the world's best looking woman, and then as I was walking down the beach, lightening struck and we exchanged bodies. I feel so bad for her having mine as now I am the most best looking woman in existance all thanks to the power of electricity.
She looks like she had too many bong hits, and she's trying to remember where she hid the mint milano's from her fat little brother.
She looks like tired after a very good night
i think that's the lunch lady at my school!
The REAL Marge Simpson
Somebody needs to get the dead cat off the top of this poor stoned girl's head!
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