It's a sick game. We psychoanalyze people in pictures. We make up their backstories. And we have a lot of fun doing it.
Friday, January 21, 2005
He looks like when he finally got a day off from guarding that pot o' gold, he was ecstatic about getting to go shopping. He has not felt this fabulous in years!
In this picture he was heard to say, "Hey little boy, do you want a piece of candy?" The 7 yr. old boy stopped walking, looked at the stranger and said, while shooting the finger, "Fuck you, Spongebob Stupidpants." Then the boy burst out laughing and darted behind some clothing displays.
This really angered him, and he said to the little boy, "Why you little monster!" He lunged at the little boy, but the lad was too quick for him and had already gotten away behind the clothing. The 'candyman' tripped over his own shoelaces and fell to the floor, his face screeching accross the freshly waxed floor, making a high-pitched squeeking sound, reminicient of someone rubbing wet hands on a balloon.
As he lay on the floor, rubbing his smarting cheek, the young boy came up behind him and peed on the back of his head.
He looks like one of those retarded kids that rides on the short bus. You know the one I am talking about, the one that shows up to school late and leaves school later then the regular kids because the school doesnt want the "special" kids to get teased or picked on.
Jesus Tamale, 43, of Pig Fart, Texas, was arrested in Super Wal-mart earlier today, where he allegedly shoplifted various low cost food items and a version of the popular workout video "Pooping My Pants and Sweating to Oldies". Jesus told store security that his lover, Richard Simmons, forced him to shoplift. Tamale went on to say that he would be returned to his country of origin if he didn't do what he was told. Tamale further alledged that Simmons was a drunked brute and that he was a sex slave to the work out guru. Richard Simmons could not be reached for comment.
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He looks like he is pooping his pants!!
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In this picture he was heard to say, "Hey little boy, do you want a piece of candy?" The 7 yr. old boy stopped walking, looked at the stranger and said, while shooting the finger, "Fuck you, Spongebob Stupidpants." Then the boy burst out laughing and darted behind some clothing displays.
This really angered him, and he said to the little boy, "Why you little monster!" He lunged at the little boy, but the lad was too quick for him and had already gotten away behind the clothing. The 'candyman' tripped over his own shoelaces and fell to the floor, his face screeching accross the freshly waxed floor, making a high-pitched squeeking sound, reminicient of someone rubbing wet hands on a balloon.
As he lay on the floor, rubbing his smarting cheek, the young boy came up behind him and peed on the back of his head.
He looks like one of those retarded kids that rides on the short bus. You know the one I am talking about, the one that shows up to school late and leaves school later then the regular kids because the school doesnt want the "special" kids to get teased or picked on.
he looks like he finally got the day of from jacking off in the mans room
he looks like "Chauncy" the gay member of the lollipop guild
Uncle Manny was sooo embarrassed! He just PEED his pants when he saw those high rise briefs. Wait 'til he tells all the girls about this!
Didn't quite make the cut on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
Jesus Tamale, 43, of Pig Fart, Texas, was arrested in
Super Wal-mart earlier today, where he allegedly shoplifted various low cost food items and a version of the popular workout video "Pooping My Pants and Sweating to Oldies". Jesus told store security that his lover, Richard Simmons, forced him to shoplift. Tamale went on to say that he would be returned to his country of origin if he didn't do what he was told. Tamale further alledged that Simmons was a drunked brute and that he was a sex slave to the work out guru. Richard Simmons could not be reached for comment.
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