She looks like if that ho-bag freshman doing her makeup in there doesn't get out of the bathroom right now, she's gonna have to break down this door before she pisses herself again.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
It's a sick game. We psychoanalyze people in pictures. We make up their backstories. And we have a lot of fun doing it.
25 comments:
In this the first picture after her breast enhancement surgery, she screamed at anyone that would listen, "Look at these boobs! Look at these boobs! They're boob-a-licious!"
She would have had many, many takers to look at, and fondle her brand new boobs, except for her gas problem, which kept most men at a certain distance, unless they had thought ahead to bring a clothespin.
She looks like she’s testing out the new Magnetically Enhanced Bra and Sweat Sock Combo. “Yep, they’re still working! I’ve had this here magna, mangy…what? Oh, Magnetically Enhanced Bra and Sweat Sock Combo on for 18 hours, and my socks haven’t fallen once! Isn’t that amazing? I can throw a football like this (stretches arm up) and never have to lean over to pull my socks up. That was always embarrassing because the boys on the team wanted “to help.” Now, my boobs can do all the work! Thank you Magnetically Enhanced Bra and Sweat Sock Combo company!!”
She looks like that girl that maniacally ate all the light brown M&M's as a pre-pubescent girl so that her boobs would get as big as Heather's and Brandy's(the head cheerleaders at her school). One morning she woke up, and SURPRISE, her boobs were bigger than her head. She posed for this picture so she could submit it to the New England Journal of Medicine to prove her theory, of brown M&M consumption and a daily ten-minute workout with Boobs of Steel, succesful.
She looks like her dad was an army private in Korea, who returned to the states with a daughter and a wicked case of crotch rot. She's never met her mother, but last she heard she was living Buffalo, with some Korean guy named sam. She knew she was different from the rest of the kids in grade-school, because they used to call her "Mrs. Miyagi," so she overcompensated and tried to show them that she was a true american. She is mentally indistinguishable from the other bimbos and ho's in her senior class, and this spring break, she's going to show those girl's a thing or two about conflicted identities when she drunkenly licks their crotches, and they, to there horror, like it.
she looks like the kind of girl that puts on a little weight and doesnt want to admit it and then still tries to fit into her small size thong underwear.
"I'll pose for you," Missy Vanderland said, "but these aren't my good socks. I was going to wear the socks that were a little longer."
"See these?", she said..."See this Jar?", she said...want some?
"See these?", she said..."See this Jar?", she said...want some?
Noticing that HE didn't fit in well and could never get a girlfriend, he became a she. In the process of becomming Sarah, she forgot to break the habbit of wearing the large gym socks. Attempting to draw attention to himself, I mean herself, she can't figure out why the guys only like her without a shirt on from a distance.
ever wonder what happened to the queen on con air?????well here heshe is
she looks like she got fisted in her private part n started walkin funny in the school hallway
she looks like she is trying out for a boob enhancement surgery commercial and got it and had to piss all over herself.
Kimi was once a popular girl before the gymnastics accident that left her body permanantly contorted in this manner. The clothes and socks are not even her fault - she requires the help of her jealous, flat-chestet older sister to dress her in the morning...
SHE LOOKS LIVE SHE JUST HAD SEX AND IS TRYING TO STAND STRAIGHT, WONDER WHAT POSITION SHE WAS IN?
She looks like she's out to take Iraq with attack boobs.
"you best get outta my face with that camera or i swear i'll throw this pizza in your face...heyyyyy....where'd my pizza go?"
She looks like the walk of shame with a bizarre ethnic twist.
she likes a gay.. . who want something HOT for her BODY! and shes not sexy.. . coz im still sexy (",)
... .YUCK shes not sexy.. .
she look like TRYING hard G!
Dude, it's just not right. I can almost HEAR her saying:
"And then I sez look bitch he my man and I'm gonna ax you just one question...what you doin with that booty rubbed all up in his face? Don't you tell me he axed for it. We'll just settle this on Jerry Springer"
Like I said, it's just so not right.
Chyna in his/her college days
Nervous about her audition tomorrow, Mee Kong spends all day practicing her "Price Is Right" repertoire.
"I do this one when car comes out" she says, firming grasping her Dim Sum.
Little does she know that she's going to a casting couch call to get Mr. Barker's semi-retarded nephew, laid.
Linda said ...
After years of trying to compile enough evidence to prove that it wasn't light brown M&M's that make large Breasts but rather the amount of sperm taken into any given body cavity; Bruce was beside himself (his favorite position) when he arrived at his final conclusion, "It's true! It's true! 37 quarts later and it's true!"; he shouted. "I never ate any light brown M&M's and look at my boobalicous large breats. However, some were not as thrilled as Bruce. His classmates, Heather and Brandy, head cheerleaders and comsumers of light brown M^M's, gang raped him in the girls locker room after practice. "They weren't very nice, they hit me with their pom poms and threw M&M's at me; I think they were jealous or something", Bruce later told a school counselor.
Heather and Brandy were suspended from school for three days for their role in the gang rape.
Came here searching for online dating
Not a bad site you got here mate!
Check out mine
All about
online dating
very lovely came here looking for ww adult friend finder
the information about ww adult friend finder is great :)
Wish you lots of luck with ur blog
visit my site about ww adult friend finder
Post a Comment