Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Pineapple


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31 comments:

Kathy said...

She looks like Carmen Miranda after an electroshock therapy session. She knows she used to have fun with pineapples but can't remember the details.

Anonymous said...

She looks like her name is April. April and her friends went out drinking while on vacation in San Diego, they got wasted and one of them puked all night after drinking run and pineapple juice, so the morning after in order for April to make her friend feel "better" she brings a pineapple to her room first thing in the morning. Surprise!!!

Anonymous said...

Shelooks like her name is Donna all night night her and her friends were looking for their lost pineapple.....Finally they go to bed....when donna wakes up in the morning she walks out of the hotel room to get some ice and her butt starts hurting....she goes to the washroom and out pops a pineapple...she doesnt want her friends to know what happens and washes it off and heads back to the room but someone sees her and takes a photo......shhhhh dont tell them she says...."at least i found it"

theaardvark said...

She looks like a young girl whose mother permanently lectured her on the evils of "slovenliness", "untidiness" and "looking like a tramp". Growing up with a pathological fear of looking even vaguely untidy she was unable to concentrate at school and failed every exam.

As she entered her adult life she was without work or money. Spending what little she had on new clothing she started eating less and less becoming emaciated and skeletal.

Desperate for money she went on the game but, without a feminine figure, found clientèle few and far between. Until, that is, she cornered a niche market. Now she's starting to earn a reasonable amount of money from perverts who like to watch her insert foreign objects into her various orifices.

Still new to this particular fetish, she has yet to learn her own limitations and is about to discover that only those with the most exquisite control of their sphincter can insert a pineapple into their anus without large amounts of pain and the subsequent embarrassment of a visit to A&E.

theaardvark
http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/

Anonymous said...

She looks like shes about to have some fun. With that Vibro9000 she's got there. EH?

Anonymous said...

wAit..... wait just a minute. That green on the Pinnapple or vibro9000 or whatever looks kinda like........ well I'll be... its Schrek

nichole said...

She's about to drop out of state college to have a baby. This is the last photo her dorm roommate took of her, from the night they stayed up and roamed the halls of the men's wing. Fortunately, they didn't get busted for breaking quiet hours.

None of her college friends knows where she is now.

Anonymous said...

se va a meter la piña?????????????

Mark "Puff" Anderson said...

Looks like she crossed an irate green grocer on a quiet side street that stopped being quiet when he chased her out of his store...

Anonymous said...

She looks like her name is Jacquelyn, Jackie for short, and she is 22. Jackie has an heroic cocaine habit that she says is purely recreational. She claims to only snort the snow when she's out at a music show and hanging out with the band (which she accomplishes five nights a week so that she can keep up with her addiction). She lives with her parents in the same room where she willingly lost her virginity at the age of 13... to her ten-years-older sister's first husband. Her parents know nothing of her penchant for blow. All they know is that they keep a humidifier in her room to help with her nosebleeds. Jackie has an unhealthy obsession with the band The Strokes. She follows them on tour throughout the southern states since she lives centrally in New Orleans. She has made out with all but one of the band members, the bass player, whom she has fellated twice in order to get closer to the other band members. Jackie's recreational coke habit (addiction) has lead her to do some strange things in her pursuit of the drug. In high school she danced naked weekly for the 38 year-old wrestling coach in his office; nothing else came of it, though the coach keeps a camera rolling on his book case during such performances; he is currently under investigation by local authorities for an unrelated matter. She has more recently resorted to performing "jackass" stunts in order to impress those who would satisfy her need for cocaine. Last month the local New Orleans newspaper reported that an unnamed individual rode a shopping cart wrapped in toilet paper and set ablaze down an interstate off-ramp. No one was injured, but several cars were involved in accidents trying to avoid hitting the flaming cart. Jackie's most recent hat trick for nose candy is to insert foreign objects into her body via various openings in her body, usually at her own suggestion. This photo is a depiction of Jackie teasing her latest roadie-friend (who's holding) at a Comfort Suites in Macon, GA, where The Strokes performed that night. Unbeknownst to Jackie, the band is actually staying at the Marriott across town.

LeftHandedWriter said...

She looks like one hell of a strict RA.

"Unauthorized wisitors will be pummelled mercilessly with the pinapple of jsutice!"

LeftHandedWriter said...

She looks like one hell of a strict RA.

"Unauthorized wisitors will be pummelled mercilessly with the pinapple of jsutice!"

Anonymous said...

Having a very odd facination with Spongebob, Amber steals the very pineapple he lives in. Don't say anything... I'll make sure he gets to the studio to film his next episode.

Egolf said...

demonstrating on how to defecate whole pineapple in right direction

Anonymous said...

looks like she has a bizarre fetish...she likes pineapples up her @#$.

LypstykGirl said...

This photo begs the age-old question: If you get raped by a randy pineapple, are you still a virgin if it was in the ass? This is the question Tara will be tearfully asking her friends the morning after. Kirsten, her maid-of-honor, will say "Of course, you'll still be pure for your wedding night." However, months later, a drunken Kirsten, during the Most Embarrassing Wedding Toast Ever, reveals that Tara's nickname among their friends is "Fruit Whore." Her husband swears he's going to kick the pineapple's ass. The mango was the other sleaze who took the photo and posted it online.

Nick said...

"She" is actually a "he". Bob Andlstance to be exact. He had such a feirce pineapple fetish that he endured a sex change operation because he said it would be more "socially acceptable" to ram pineappples up his ass if he were a woman. He's actually making a pretty good living at it now. "Shhhh, I'm a MAN!"

Anonymous said...

It just looks painful...

Anonymous said...

"Oh No!" she exclaimed, "I've got a pineapple in my butt!"

"That is really funny", said her friends as they forced a polite laugh. As they turned away, they said among themselves," why does she keep pretending to pull fruit out of her butt? It's not funny anymore. I mean, the oranges were sort of funny, as was the sack of plums, and the peaches in heavy syrup. Even the raisens were a littly bit funny, but it is getting kind of old, her continually pulling fruit out of her butt."

"I mean, like, does'nt she know there are vegetables, also? And frozen TV dinners and dried beans?"

"She's really stupid", they agreed.

Anonymous said...

"Oh No!" she exclaimed, "I've got a pineapple in my butt!"

"That is really funny", said her friends as they forced a polite laugh. As they turned away, they said among themselves," why does she keep pretending to pull fruit out of her butt? It's not funny anymore. I mean, the oranges were sort of funny, as was the sack of plums, and the peaches in heavy syrup. Even the raisens were a littly bit funny, but it is getting kind of old, her continually pulling fruit out of her butt."

"I mean, like, does'nt she know there are vegetables, also? And frozen TV dinners and dried beans?"

"She's really stupid", they agreed.

Anonymous said...

I think she looks like my favorite girl in the whole world!

Becca

Anonymous said...

Dole subtly underwrites a new advertising campaign about the heartache of female erectile disorder. Madison Ave had the model make the universal sign for "lips are sealed", an allusion to the procedure required to correct the malady, and was a way of poking fun at the FCC who ruled that any mention of "down there" by a young lady would violate standards of decency.

Anonymous said...

Those are some hemmorhoids!

Anonymous said...

alas... The moment Spongebob has been dreaming of has finally come...

Anonymous said...

She looks like she doesn't know where to put the pineapple.

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