Thursday, January 13, 2005


Posted by Hello He looks like after years of ridicule over the massive hump on his back that is actually the ingrown fetus of his twin brother, he decided to do something special for himself on his 70th birthday by having a few ribs removed to render his fat, nagging, "Prudey Judy" wife obsolete. While trying to demonstrate his new "capabilities" to the boys at the Y, his back gave out, but he has too much pride to tell anyone that he can't get up. He's been in this position for 7 hours now and his friends have left to sit in the sauna, grumbling something about him being a "goddam show off." The kid in the background thinks he's dead, but isn't overwhelmingly concerned. His parents have threatened to send him to fat camp, and right now, that's number one on his mind.

11 comments:

Sean said...

still...
...can't...
...auto...
...fellate...

uhhnnnngggghhh

Anonymous said...

"I wonder if it is true about acid staying in your spine...This must look dumb...I'm trying to crack my back to get high...what has become of me?"

Anonymous said...

Steve's love with the floor ultimately gained all control over his life. Soon after he and the floor married and had little floor bunnies. And that is where all the floor bunnies come from.

Anonymous said...

Just a little further...
By next week he will be able to lick it himself...no need for the penut butter and his favorite pup, Fido, but maybe the penut butter will still come in handy.

Anonymous said...

he looks like after years of ridicule over his male husband he turns around n have a huge breast implant in his back

Anonymous said...

This was God's 22nd failure at creating Adam, provisionally named "Assover Appetite". God tried to put the best face he could on it to his angels, saying that "At least he'll be able to do his own proctology exams!"

Anonymous said...

Another unfortunate folding chair accident...

Anonymous said...

Another unfortunate folding chair accident...

Anonymous said...

yoga for a coke head.

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