He looks like the thought of marijuana getting legalized gives him a pants-splitting boner.
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It's a sick game. We psychoanalyze people in pictures. We make up their backstories. And we have a lot of fun doing it.
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He looks like a serial killer whose M.O. is to defile and desecrate the bodies of his victims while quoting lines and singing songs from "Valley of the Dolls" due to his childhood Patty Duke obsession. He shaped his strawberry blond locks like hers as a sign of his love(mommy always said he had the prettiest hair, as she brushed it 100 strokes every night before bed). His reign of terror started when he was invited to his West Hollywood neighbors theme party in honor of the 1967 classic. He went, thrilled that others appreciated Duke's stellar turn as "Neely O'Hara" as much as him. At the party, he was outraged to discover the partygoers referred to it as something called "camp." People were laughing at Duke's melodramatic acting and taking a drink every time someone said "I want a doll!" Only one survived the massacre. As he fled, he heard "Patty" tossing out dialogue like "Boobies, boobies, boobies. Everywhere it's boobies." Thwack, thwack, went the axe. The police found him in front of a mirror, humming the movie's theme song and brushing his hair, over and over and over and over...
He looks like a rejected stand-in for one of the Monkees or Donny Osmond or a former cameraman on The Partridge Family or some shit. Sadly, that is not a wig, either.
He is also a pantswetter and a turd burglar. That is to say, he steals actual turds - not just that he enjoys anal sex. He is definitely a bottom.
Not that I'm homophobic or anything, I just fear guys in Hawaiian shirts.
jennifer anniston 2009.
He looks like my ex father-in-law, seriously. Yikes.
pinche chango!!!!!!!!!!!!
He looks like Eric Stoltz in 2015, what they will describe in his E! True Hollywood story, "the beginning of the porky years."
He looks as if he could be the love child of Patty Duke and the Beach Boys' Dennis Wilson. Egad!What an unholy union!
He's Ken Burns, the creator and producer of all those PBS documentaries that everyone's raving about ("The Civil War," "Jazz," etc.) on summer vacation on an island in the Seychelles.
Hey weren't you that kid off of the Partridge Family
Jimmy Buffet outfit:
$150.00
Room at the Cancun Howard Johnson for one week:
$300.00
Getting out of Dodge before 6,500 hostile old ladies want their money back for the fake stock you sold them: PRICELESS
he collects records. i'm dead serious. i know he does.
He looks like he just got back from his job as a transvestite @ a local strip club. He becomes a man againg when he gets home. He posed for a photo to send to his family but forgot to take off the wig. His family doesn't know about the cross dressing.
I think he writes http://stonerbooks.blogspot.com
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