Friday, November 16, 2007

She looks like that hot Asian girl you met on the sidewalk outside the bar at closing time who you were lucky enough to talk into going home with you. Except this is how you remember her looking. You have no idea how you woke up naked this morning with your arms around an obese, bearded homeless man with facial boils and what appeared to be a complete indifference to bladder control.

But he did make you pancakes. That was kind of cool.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

She looks like the doctors will have a hard time with this conjoined twin separation.

Anonymous said...

Sick and twisted. I laughed so hard I think I peed a little.

Mr Bad Example said...

She lloks like the images you used to see when trying to view scrambled porn on your pre-digital cable system.

Anonymous said...

Miss Lee is sick and tired of all of the "4-eyes" comments.

Anonymous said...

What's better than 4 Roses on a Piano? Yes... you know this one.

Anonymous said...

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