Friday, November 09, 2007

He looks like after presenting at his ob/gyn for the 4th time in 3 weeks with complaints of severe, throbbing breast pain, the doctor shaved Jeff's chest into bra which quickly eased his symptoms and improved his quality of life.

"How did you know that would work?" the nurse asked the doctor after showing him the thank you card from Jeff with this happy picture printed on the cover.

"He's a man who keeps showing up at the ob/gyn. Sometimes you just have to treat delusion with delusion."

"Brilliant," said the nurse, as she took off her scrubs and let the wise old doctor have his way with her on top of his desk, which was their custom on Wednesdays when he could stay late at work while his wife attended her weekly bridge game.


djnightowl said...

He looks like someone who is just discovering that the muscle implants and tanning sessions he paid for were, in reality, the products of an evil genius of hypnosis-who is actually the "friend" sitting beside him with a smirk on his face.

René said...

good lord, that's a rather sad story :|