She looks like the mastermind behind the crystal meth epidemic sweeping the U.S.
Incidentally, her famous Coconut Brownie Surprise Bars came in 2nd in a Betty Crocker baking contest where one of the judges exclaimed, "I had 3 of them this morning and would have eaten the whole plate if I hadn't gotten distracted by an impulse to sprint across two state lines before running myself through the plate glass window of a Gap Kids store in Jersey."
Her grandkids love her because she gives great hugs and her apron always smells like cinnamon.
Her dealers love her because she wears a pearl necklace.
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Oh my! The site is back?!?
Yay! It's back
Yesterday, the FBI detained the woman behind the anthrax incident a few years ago. She's been detained but escaped late last night. FBI has resumed the search and the hunt goes on.
Behind that smile is a woman waiting to get a fecal swab. "A little to the left..." she said as he fell out of his chair and was impaled on a Q-Tip
Can anyone point me to the Sudafed isle?
Professor Carl 'Jim-Bo' Renfield has finally achieved his dream of creating the Perfect beaker of Vodka. This new strain has been developed with the assistance of years of failures. The recipe improved somewhat when Jim-Bo realized that radioactive ingredients do not give the vodka that extra little 'kick' that it needed.
But, alas, the damage had already been done. Jim-Bo's insistence on being his own test dummy paid off in horrifying and unpredictable ways. Formerly a large Black man, Jim-Bo is now two feet shorter, pale, and the flesh about his eyes has rearranged itself into a heavy droop. But Jim-Bo has adjusted well to his new life. Even to the overactive mamarry glands produced in his last radioactive batch.
Nowadays, Jim-Bo is going under the name "Sally Feild" and owns a liquor store. 'She' is admired and loved by all of 'her' customers due to her friendly mannerisms, but don't let them fool you. If you drink too much, she'll be the first one to toss you out on your ass. Literally. More than once she's ejected rowdy proprietors from her bar, several times incurring hefty lawsuits from the owners of broken clavicles, legs, etc. These generally stopped as she left vaguely threatening notes under their doormats...
But that Vodka certaintly is good...
Thank's Jim-Bo... I mean, Sally.
She looks like the lady at hospital that picks up the urine and stool samples and takes them to the lab for testing. She really enjoys her job even though she is only a volunteer. She gets a chance to get out of her small assisted living apartment for 4 hours everyday and gets to meet new people who think of her like a grandma. But she especially enjoys the times when she can savor the sweet spell of pee and poo as she makes her daily rounds.
What man doesn't want a woman who both smells like cinnamon and enjoys a pearl necklace?
That's Connie Chung's mother.
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She looks like she is excited to soon be joining the ranks of able drivers on your local highway. After years of research scientist are finally able to distinguish and remove the chromosome that makes it impossible for Asian women to control and maintain a motor vehical at speeds higher than 15 MPH. Of coarse most of the subjects are still going to be bound to their phone books in order to see over the wheel but strides are being made in the relm of shin replacement as well.
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She looks like the grandmother who got a job at the veterinarian's office to get out of babysitting her three grandchildren who all have ADD
Itall was going great until she realized that she hated animals as much as children.Not knowing what to do with her life she ventures out to assasinate Kennedy and Martin Luther King.Finally realizing what she's done she finds two well meaning men to take the blame,goes home,bakes cookies for her family,then slaughters them.
When the police find her she is given a psychological exam then is commited to an asylum.here she is in chemistry class where she starts out by doing the assignment then making abomb and killing most of the ward.The police still have no idea where she is.
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