He looks like Mark McGrath but with a smaller penis. His friends call him Chill and his claim to fame is that night he got so drunk, he flattened a neighbor's parked Miata with his Bronco and didn't realize it until the cops showed up the next morning to inquire about why his truck was parked in the community pool. His favorite actress is Tara Reid. Yeah, she's a good actress.
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Mark Mcgrath, seen here sporting his favorite wife-beater feavorishly cuts out a couple lines of coke in their "suite" at the holiday inn. But wait, there's a knock at the door. Who could it be mark wondered? It's that fat guy from smashmouth. They are both in cleveland doin' a nickelodean show at the local mall.Niether man knowing the other was a partier, each had to "use the bathroom" then went on to do thier show at the cleveland mills.Side note; the show was done 45 minutes early!
He looks like he's positioning the webcam to the perfect height to display his four inch penis as he jerks off for his online boyfriend. Unfortunately, he was broadcasting live as he set up the camera, and now everyone knows that "that Sugar Ray guy" has the smallest recorded penis of any musician in the history of modern music. But I guess that proves to all those A-holes back in high school that it really always was about the music and not the chicks.
Oh yeah...it's all about the streaked, bleached hair and the shell necklace; the girls won't be able to resist this sexy body. Mmm-mm.
As he fell to the floor, Ricky realized that maybe saying "I'm gonna kick your ass" in the pool hall to some guy he didn't know might not have been the best choice of words. A moment or two later, several of his Youth Authority tattooes began to get colored red.
He looks like James D. "Girlie Necklace" Johannsen, who got locked up for statutory rape after his 17-year old girlfriend's parents caught him climbing out their daughter's window the other night. After unsuccessfully trying to fend off the advances of the other inmates his first night in, James was viciously anal raped and forced to get the name of all his new "daddies" tattooed onto his arms with a red-hot paper clip. Totally submissive now, ol' "Girlie Necklace" assumes the position at the first sound of the words, "Hey bitch!" But the inmates sometimes make him hold the position for up to half an hour before they plow him, which adds to his humiliation and heightens their pleasure, due to the fact that his ass starts quivering with fear the longer it is exposed to the cold air in "the yard."
"Girlie Necklace" tried to complain to the prison guards, but was saddened to find out that they all thought he "had a real pretty mouth."
This is Lee "Junebug" Kingsly. Don't make fun of poor Lee. He's not actually bending over to give us his good side, nor is he posing for his annual rectal cleansing probe. Poor Lee has been stuck in this position since his fourteenth birthday, when his sister jokingly told him to lick his own balls... and he actually tried to.
Unfortunately for Lee, when he had just about gotten his tongue to brush the skin of his substandard testicles, something cracked in his back. He has been stuck this way ever since.
The girly necklace is actually emitting a low-key vibration to help and ease his straining neck muscles from having to remain at an upward angle for so long. The tattoos were actually a gift from his last girlfriend. She told me confidentially that they were to help him feel more manly.
The good news for Lee is that, after the damage to his spine was incurred, he gained the ability to give himself the most spectacular oral sex. Thusly allowing him to suck himself out of his substandard status and into a 'larger' arena... and without even the use of Enzyte!
Nowadays Lee "Junebug" Kingsly can be seen trailing after his new girlfriend with a leash around his neck. Apparently, Lee discovered quite the masochist in himself with that slipped disk. He has several variations of spiked collar including several where the spikes go inwards. His dominatrix girlfriend told us that even after everything that has happened to him, he just keeps going on...
Lee, on behalf of all the masochistic quadripeds in the world, we salute you!
It's Kyle getting his webcam set up so that he can do his nakie dance for all his online viewers. He's all in love with this one cyberpartner Candycane, only he doesn't know that Candycane is a 49 year old man that sits at his computer jerking off to cute young boys with tattoos. Kyle alway puts on a good show for him, taking off his clothes while he does some lame robotic butterfly dance and makes his penis do the helicopter to the song "I feel pretty"
He looks like he's taking a picture for his botox surgeon. "See, doc? All I have to do is my Quizzical Pout or my Coy Suspicious, and it's Beach Floor up there! It didn't take."
He looks like he's filming himself working out, so that twelve years into the future, when his "sweet tats" are so wrinkled that the gender of the people on them is undistinguisable to a person without a trained eye, and the excessive amounts of "ultra-super-stick-straight up in the-air-to-make-your-head-look-like-ahuman-brillo-pad" gel has FINALLY degraded into the atmosphere, causing the hole in the ozone layer to get even bigger, he can pop this tape into the VCR, sit back in his chair, and when he's sure no one is looking, begin to stroke his hair so fondly, remembering back to the good old days, when he didn't bear a strong resemblance to homer simpson and smell of excessive amounts of aftershave. Yep, those sure were the good old days...
and then someone opened the door.
He looks like he's filming himself working out, so that twelve years into the future, when his "sweet tats" are so wrinkled that the gender of the people on them is undistinguisable to a person without a trained eye, and the excessive amounts of "ultra-super-stick-straight up in the-air-to-make-your-head-look-like-ahuman-brillo-pad" gel has FINALLY degraded into the atmosphere, causing the hole in the ozone layer to get even bigger, he can pop this tape into the VCR, sit back in his chair, and when he's sure no one is looking, begin to stroke his hair so fondly, remembering back to the good old days, when he didn't bear a strong resemblance to homer simpson and smell of excessive amounts of aftershave. Yep, those sure were the good old days...
and then someone opened the door.
This is Chris he dropped out of college and now he lives in parents basement. He accidently took a picture of himself installing his new web cam that just came in the mail. He's in the middle of getting ready to go clubin'. He is a waiter at Applebees and wants to be a model.
Thad, the guy who shows up at parties, unenvited. He thinks he is the coolest guy there, and is bound and determined to prove to it to everyone. In the midst of people passing him off and ducking him, he slips into the bedroom where the picture was takken of him steeling a pair of panties. The true proof he needs to show his manhood to his little buddies. Now all he needs, is to spill a drink on himself, so, tomorrow he can tell the geekdom how he was the life of the party. He will have to be careful though, because if he smears the ink on the fake tatoos..the gig is up.
He looks like he's considered "bitchin'" by the locals in Panama City Beach. He came from a graduating class of 12, all of whom know him as slick rick, mainly because of his reputation for doing "nutty things with peanut oil."
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I don't know who he is,but he sure is sexy as hell. I wish I knew him.
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