He looks like he's a sensitive 35 year-old who is perpetually in grad school collecting degrees because academia is so much safer than being in the real world. He lives in a little studio apartment in the area of town where all the middle aged students live, sharing the same futon he's had since he was a freshman undergrad with his cat, Sparkles (named after Chris Elliott's male model pseudonym in "Get a Life," his favorite show). He wears Birkenstocks with socks year round, wearing argyle socks with his sandels when he's teaching. He has a platinum membership to Match.com and is perpetually listed there. Due to the plethora of divorced lonely women who browse that site, he gets laid a lot more than you'd think. He has no porn stash. And that's probably the strangest thing about him.
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He's an engineer who's never been very good with women until he started going for the low-hanging fruit on Match. The cat photo increased his hit rate by about 70%.
he is one of the rare sufferers of the rarest of cancers Felinoma. This far there is no cure and he is in full blown Maine Coone. He's hoping that this picture increases research funding because he is running out of Fresh Step
When he was a kid, he was playin with some super glue and a kitten. Now he's 30-sumthin and has cat allergies....
He looks like the reason that you should never trust the silent type:
Oh yeah, he gets laid alright! Then he takes the lady to his woodland retreat for a fast game of "Outrun The Ax." The game always ends when the lady trips over a conveniently-placed tree stump.
He keeps his dark half hidden well. And only his cat knows where all of those bodies REALLY are!
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