She looks like she's the den mother of a halfway house, and in this picture, she's teasing the folks by pretending to withhold the only stimulant these former addicts are allowed. She always does this, thinking it's funny but it's not. What she doesn't know is that even as this picture is being taken, the residents are plotting to kill her in her sleep, bury her in the backyard and go on a drug binge using the contents of her bank accounts.
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she hordes her Coke like it is the last Coke on earth. Nothing will come between her and it. She knows 3 forms of martial arts and will resort to lethal force without warning to protect her sacred property.
She also enjoys watching syndicated episodes of Friends and Seinfeld.
"My coke! Rawr!"
She became addicted in 1914 to coke when the still put in that secret addictive drug. Even though they took it out, she still believes it to have the drug...Doctors suspect partly because of the caffiene and the ammount of brain cells she lost when she sniffed the carbon dioxide right out of the bottle.
hey boys...making shirts out of shower curtains isn't my only talent...graaawwwrr!!!
Thinking to herself. That s.o.b. This is the last time he does this to me. Saying he has to work late and coming home smelling of cheap perfume. And how dare he treat me like his own personal waitress. No more.
"hey honey make me strong Jack & Coke" her husband yells.
"ok sweety, just a sec." acting all innocent.
The husand walks into the kitchen and says whats taking so long?
She replies, "nothing. I just couldn't get the cap off."
(really she was slipping posion into his drink)
She bring him his drink and guzzles it down.
"Man honey that was one hell of a drink. It's still burning in my throat."
With an evil smile she says you said to make it strong. hahaahahahaha
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