Wednesday, January 28, 2009

They look like ladies...two authentic ladies who drink lady drinks and eat dainty lady portions while  sitting politely and smiling and nodding and only speaking when spoken to with their legs coquettishly crossed like ladies. except they'll only have anal with the lights off because they're saving their vajayjays for marriage.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enrique and Juan were the influence behind Britney Spears' original school girl style. They are now her backup dancers.

BronkDaddy said...

Never learning how to read and always being stoned while watching TV, Mercurio and Umberto mistook a Gardasil commercial for an impotency drug. Hoping to reverse their fortunes with women, they were disheartened when the nurse at the free clinic laughed and said it was only for prepubescent girls. Walking home dejected and with the munchies they stopped in a 7-11 across the street from Our Lady of the Perpetual Succour School for Girls and they had a brilliant idea...

Mac said...

They look like two nerds at an anime convention wearing their homemade "cos-play" outfits. Their friend taking the picture is dressed as Pickachu and says "Picka" is a high picthed voice every time he snaps a photo.

Anonymous said...

They look like two fellows who were down on their luck with their jobs at a major Computer Company. After the economy took a turn for the worse and they were let go, the guys decided they'd go have some fun at a local gay bar. It's free beer night with a girl prep school uniform on.

Anonymous said...

Marco and Jesus knew that when Crazy Eight gave them the opportunity to go into the world of sex trafficking they would have to do things they had never done before. But tonight at the smurf school for porn and inner species erotica they were going to feel the burn of what he meant by "being the bitch".

Anonymous said...

these two look like they had undergone a sex change operation that had gone awfully wrong,their genitals were placed on their buttocks and their buttocks were placed on their naval...upon discovering what had happen after the operation the two guys fell in love with each others at first sight...they wanted the whole world to know that they are different from the whole human race....they are now A-sexual

Anonymous said...

they look like Miko and Yaki, two former Gwen Stefani Harajuku girls who were "let go" by Stefani's PR agent for "unspecified inappropriate conduct." After a losing long and bitter court battle to have themselves reinstated as Ms. Stefani's top two dancers, they finally went public to share the sordid details of how they lost their jobs. Apparently and allegedly, they were fired after they refused to serve as prostitutes for Ms. Stefani's "special guests." Thus far, there has been no comment from the Stefani camp regarding these allegation.