He looks like Pablo, an attendee at Ricky Martin's Learning Annex Workshop, "Advanced Techniques for the Pleasing of the Ladies." Here he is participating in the "Romancing of the Flower" segment, where instructors complimented him on his quick grasp of technique. Pablo had traveled all the way from his native Venezuela to attend this course and was quite pleased with what he believes to be invaluable romancing skills. "It smelled and tasted better than I expected. I learned to go in strong," said Pablo of the lesson as he wiped his face with a paper towel.
While Pablo was satisfied with his experience, some attendees were not as high on the workshop. "I thought I was gonna learn how to eat pussy," shouted an angry Louie Vitirelli, a 42 year-old butcher from Buffalo, NY as he stood outside the administration office demanding a full refund. "I can let go of the fact that we didn't get to practice on real pussies. But mashed up pie? Pie ain't pussy. I mean, has Ricky Martin even seen a pussy?"
Calls to Ricky Martin's publicist were not returned.
3 comments:
He looks like he just threw into a pan and is now savoring the taste of his meal for the second time around... MMMMM
who spiked his drink wife kids or just some !@#$%@up photographer
After a gruesome break-up with Nora, his girlfriend(now ex), he called up the other guys from the fire-station for a night of action flicks and peach delight. Upon discovering that he could no longer live happily without Nora he and Williford, his buddy there, snuck some of this fruity desert down to the picnic tables and gorged themselves in attempt to temporarily forget the horrific break up and savor the moment.
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