She looks like she's thrilled that she found an ad in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist stating that an "open-minded" couple was seeking a slutty submissive to play an erotic human coffee table for no-strings-attached afternoon demeaning. The open-minded couple on the other hand, is disappointed as they were not expecting said erotic human coffee table to come with a perm.
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Lindsay?!?! Damn, that's my older sister Lindsay! Wow, my anxiety just came back. Who knew she had any "slut" in her? She works at Disneyland. That's her apartment on La Palma Ave. in Anaheim, CA. She had to move her bookcase just to take this stupid picture. I betcha that her friend JoAnn took this shot. Lindsay is shy around guys. See that watch? I gave that to her on her birthday 2 years ago. Bought it at K-Mart for 18 bucks. Hey Lindsay, I just e-mailed your picture to mom and dad. Oooooooo, are you in trouble!
It looks like Stacy here is an Olivia Newton-John freak! I can hear her now singing...
Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk
She looks like that as they were getting ready to take this picture, she told her boyfriend she thought her ass looked a little saggy. So she decided to don some control-top No-Nonsense pantyhose. He tried to tell her it looked ridiculous, but she told him not to worry, that you'd never be able to tell in the pic.
(Uhhh... should we tell her?)
I'm a kitty that likes doggies do come as they are, doggie style! MEOW!
She looks like someone who has just discovered that Alpo can be used to train dogs to do things that they wouldn't normally do.
Looks like she trying out to be one of the background people for the thigh master.
She looks like that skank at the local discount strip club. Because of her low self esteem (or lack of) she decided to take some promotional pictures to help 'spice' up her act. What she doesn't realize is THIS picture was the best out of the batch.
Note to Organizers of Coed Nude Contact Lens Searching contest: NO PANTYHOSE ALLOWED! That's why it's called "Coed Nude Contact Lens Searchng." Also, all participants must have hair that will not injure other contestants.
Jennifer never got over her short career in the broadway show of Cats, she spends her days now prowling her apartment, clawing the furniture and sleeping next to the heater...
honey, what are you looking for?
i dropped my dignity on the floor...it's here somewhere.
She looks like she is trying to figure out if her nail polish matches the carpet.
where is the alpo come on come on you promised me
Does she think she's a cat??
Her name is Angie and as she was getting dressed, ready to go out, she dropped her purple colored contacts on the floor. Don't ya hate when that happens?
I heard that if you crawl around on the floor in pantyhose that you won't have static cling... or was it that if you claw the floor like a ho you won't have to sing?
Will you stop taking pictures and get on me?!?!
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S WAITING FOR A NAKED MAN WITH A BIG ONE TO SNEEK UP BEHIND HER AND STICK IT TO HER.
Her name in Sandy. She's a receptionist for a construction company. Her boss took this picture last year after the christmas party. She still thinks that someday he might leave his wife.
I was looking for a specific blog when I came here (this isn't the blog I was after).... But hey, after looking around, I decided that your blog is certainly worth bookmarking for another visit later. Discount Cat Furniture
!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!
The following issuance is of the highest security nature.
We, at the company of Microsoft demand knowlege and return of our first prototype prostitute android. We know you have information reguarding its whereabouts, due to your display on this site.
Due to the AIDS outbreak in the past decades, Microsoft immediately began implementing a plan to restore the world to safe sex... that plan, was H.E.A.T.H.E.R.
The Humanoid Ecstasy Appropriator with Tested Human Erotica Replication was stolen from our labritories late last saturday.
We can see that you have her and are willing to forgoe legal action if and only if immediate repentance is implicated.
If you do not return H.E.A.T.H.E.R., we shall be forced to report its dissapearance to the police and your arrests shall be forthcoming.
Please return her... Billy is getting very frustrated...
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Looks like she has lost a contact lens to me
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