Wednesday, August 11, 2004

8/10/04


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He looks like he thinks every day is Renaissance Fair, and therefore, he has the right to wear the same thing every day. He'll drink a solo cup of water at a party that he wasn't invited to, tell everyone at the party that it's vodka, and be so Method with his acting that he truly believes he's drunk, passing out in a pool of his own mac n' cheese vomit. The last time he did this, some jocks stole his plaid pants and threw it up in some trees where it still hangs to this day. What they couldn't understand, was how he still showed up to school the next day, wearing the exact same outfit, and the exact same pair of pants.

7 comments:

Ken said...

He Looks like Jeremy the drama student in High school who was always friendly with everyone and always showed up for all of the parties even though no one invited him. In fact most of his graduating class had ditched him at one time or another.
Jeremy always has a tendency to say things that can make anyone uncomfortable and he can kill a lively conversation in seconds.
Despite his irritating social skills he is an excellent actor (at least his mom thinks so) and takes part in all of the school plays. He hopes that one day he can become an actor in a major musical production.
Most people that know Jeremy think that he is gay but in reality he doesn't have a preference, he'll take anything that he can get, which is nothing, yet. A few years after this picture Jeremy dropped out of the Fine Arts Program at university and joined a homosexual light porn on-stage group and worked with them until he was kicked out of the group for giving the rest of the crew gonorrhea.
Now he is living at his moms house again and working at the gas station down the hill, intimidating all of the high school girls who come into the store with his creepy come on lines.

trixi said...

He looks like his vests-for-all-occasions wardrobe could use some sprucing up. He has them in every earth-tone imagineable as he doesn't want to "stand out" in a crowd. Right. The only way a man in a vest doesn't stand out is if:
a) he's in a rodeo
b) he's in a wedding
c) he's waving a rainbow flag with a bunch of other vest-clad gentlemen.

He uses the beads to accent the brown, beige, tan, ecru, sienna, burnt sienna, chocolate, cocoa, wheat, mushroom, eggshell, cream, off-white, off-beige, off-shit, etc.

He has a cronic habit of tooshy-touching after 1/2 a beer. He seems to like women but is not selective in his ass-grabbing endeavors.

Anonymous said...

chupale pichon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Being unclear with the concept, got the Mardi Gras beads by flashing his manboobs.

Anonymous said...

His name is Fred and he's a drink tester. No one knows this, but his co-worker pissed in the cup and he's only smiling 'cause he doesn't want anyone to know either...

Anonymous said...

Ferris Buehler's brother Gervis wasn't nearly as cool.

Anonymous said...

hey mah! i did the dishes AND put them away. CHEERS!